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Be
yourself
. Everyone else is taken.
2
Can you
see
me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a
special
place in my
heart
!
17
We have enough gun control. What we need is
idiot
control.
2
Funny how everything
goes
your
way
when you stop giving a fuck.
2
The early bird gets the
worm
, but the second
mouse
gets the
cheese
.
2
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