Rumors are carried by haters spread by fools & accepted by idiots.

On the eight day God created chocolate.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

I just stole Santa's naughty list ... Ironically it's almost identical to my friends list.

Together forever and never apart, maybe in distance but never by heart.

Game over!

I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.

When admiring seagulls, keep your mouth closed!

Do you love me?

A: Yes
B: A
C: B

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