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Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.