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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.

I saw angels in the sky.
I saw snow fall in july.
I saw things you only imagine to see or do,
but I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you!

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.

Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.