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Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.
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All you need is love ... And Wi-Fi!
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I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?
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Being a unicorn isn't about being real. It's about being real awesome.
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Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something ...
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