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Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.
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All you need is love & a cat.
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
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Big butt? Ok my butt may be big but there is no song about your flat one.
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