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All you need is love & a cat.
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I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee.
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If you have ever masturbated to my pictures, you owe me a fucking Valentine’s Day gift.
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Cooking rule: If at first you don't succeed, order pizza.
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I turned my whole life around. I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.
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