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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.

Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, "That can't be right!"

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.

Dear Life, what the hell are you trying to do to me?

The moment you think I'm stupid; I've already outsmarted you ...