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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!
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Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.
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If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples eyes!
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I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
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