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I love my six pack so much, I
protect
it with a
layer
of
fat
.
2
No, I'm not a smartass. I'm a
skilled
,
trained
,
professional
in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent
sarcasm
!
2
I liked
unicorns
before it was
cool
.
1
When I feel
sad
, I just go to my happy place. The
fridge
.
1
No matter how big a
hammer
you use, you can't knock common sense into
stupid
people
.
1
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