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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
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On the eight day God created chocolate.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers and the middle one's for you.
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I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
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