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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.
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Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.
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Beauty sleep is such a bullshit. I sleep like 12 hours and I still look like a trash can.
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Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.
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