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Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
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I'm not going outside until the temperature is above my age!
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I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
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A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.
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Catch the moments as they fly
and use them as ye ought man -
believe me happiness is shy
and comes not aye when sought man.
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May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.
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Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.
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An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.
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