Top 10 Sayings about Ages
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before.
I'm not going outside until the temperature is above my age!
A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.
Catch the moments as they fly
and use them as ye ought man -
believe me happiness is shy
and comes not aye when sought man.
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.
Will you love me for the rest of my life? No I'll love you for the rest of mine.
A smile is a language that even a baby understands.
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
As long as I always hold you in my heart, I will never lose you.
Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.
Road Rage Sayings
Are you rich? I'm single!
I speak 3 languages. English, sarcasm and sexual innuendos.
An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.
Bless you and yours as well as the courtage you live in. May the roof overhead be well thatched and those inside be well matched.
Drama, lies, tears! Cheers to the teenage years!