Air sayings

All my life I thought air was free ... until I bought a bag of chips.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

Some people just need a high five, in their face, with a chair, made of steel, twice, from HULK!

Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.

It's so unfair. Just as you start getting your crap together, your body starts falling apart.

The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

Fake hair. Fake nails. Fake smile. Girl, are you sure, you weren't made in China?

Dance with fairies, ride a unicorn, swim with mermaids & chase rainbows.