Air sayings

All my life I thought air was free ... until I bought a bag of chips.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.

The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

Fake hair. Fake nails. Fake smile. Girl, are you sure, you weren't made in China?

Some people just need a high five, in their face, with a chair, made of steel, twice, from HULK!

Dance with fairies, ride a unicorn, swim with mermaids & chase rainbows.

It's so unfair. Just as you start getting your crap together, your body starts falling apart.