Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.
My friends are the best friends - loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking! All glasses off the table!
For every wound a balm.
For every sorrow a cheer.
For every storm a calm.
For every thirst a beer.
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!
Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!
There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.
The Devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.
Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!
May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!
Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.
Not to get technical ... but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
Tonight I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem.
Sometimes I drink a glass of water ... Just to surprise my liver!
We all deserve an alcoholiday.
Alcohol! Because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends - may they never meet!
In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
May you have nicer legs than yours under the table, before the new spuds are up.
Here's to you, here's to me,
the best of friends we'll always be.
But if we ever disagree,
forget you here's to me!
May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.
Cigarettes and alcohol have warning labels because they are addictive, dangerous and destroy lives. And yet women are just allowed to roam about free!
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