Alcohol sayings

Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.

For every wound a balm.
For every sorrow a cheer.
For every storm a calm.
For every thirst a beer.

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!

Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!

I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.

There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

The Devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.

My friends are the best friends - loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking! All glasses off the table!