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Bitchcraft: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
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An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.
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Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.
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No, I'm not a smartass. I'm a skilled, trained, professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm!
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I'm not perfect but parts of me are excellent!
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Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
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There is someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.
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I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth than other people.
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