Ass sayings

Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.

Yoga pants are push-up bras for asses.

Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Yoga pants with no ass is like a wallet with no cash.

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.

I must have an amazing butt, every time I walk away from someone, I hear them whisper, 'What an ass!'

This Christmas I'm putting mistletoe in my back pocket so all the people who annoy me can kiss my ass!