Ass sayings

Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.

Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.

My friends are the best friends - loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking! All glasses off the table!

You're like school in the summertime - no classes!

I feel something in my heart. It's like a little flame. Every time I see you, this flame lights up. This flame is special for you, because I love you!

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass,
but you my friend may kiss my lips!

Never wait until tomorrow to hug someone you could hug today, because when you give one, you get one right back your way.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!