Ass sayings

Pig’s ass is pork no matter how you cut it.

Yoga pants are push-up bras for asses.

Yoga pants with no ass is like a wallet with no cash.

If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.

Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.

I'm not a proctologist. But I know an asshole when I see one.

Sometimes I drink a glass of water ... Just to surprise my liver!