Ass sayings
26 sayings about asses
Pig
’s ass is
pork
no matter how you
cut
it.
2
Your ass is
jealous
of the
shit
that comes out of your
mouth
.
6
Yoga pants with no ass is like a
wallet
with no
cash
.
2
Yoga pants are push-up bras for asses.
1
I must have an
amazing
butt
, every time I walk away from someone, I hear them whisper, 'What an ass!'
1
This Christmas I'm putting
mistletoe
in my back pocket so all the people who
annoy
me can kiss my ass!
1
If you're
talking
behind my
back
, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
1
Men
look at a
woman
's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's
face
and
think
the
same
.
1
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