Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore I am a unicorn.
Me, Myself and I are all proud to be who we are.
Today I am a mermaid. Tomorrow I will be a unicorn.
Unicorn mermaid princess it doesn't matter. I'm special.
I'm too sexy to be fifty.
I wish that you were here. Or I were there. Or we were together anywhere.
I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
Being a unicorn isn't about being real. It's about being real awesome.
Be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.
Being a human is too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I don't have Tourette. I'm just being rude.
Thinking of you keeps me awake. Dreaming of you keeps me asleep. Being with you keeps me alive.
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!
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