Being sayings

I wish that you were here. Or I were there. Or we were together anywhere.

I'm too sexy to be fifty.

Unicorn mermaid princess it doesn't matter. I'm special.

Being a unicorn isn't about being real. It's about being real awesome.

Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore I am a unicorn.

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

Being a human is too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.

I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake.