Being sayings

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

Today I am a mermaid. Tomorrow I will be a unicorn.

Unicorn mermaid princess it doesn't matter. I'm special.

I'm too sexy to be fifty.

I wish that you were here. Or I were there. Or we were together anywhere.

I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake.

Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore I am a unicorn.

Being a unicorn isn't about being real. It's about being real awesome.