Being sayings

I may not be perfect but at least I'm not fake.

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

I'm too sexy to be fifty.

Today I am a mermaid. Tomorrow I will be a unicorn.

Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore I am a unicorn.

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

Being a human is too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.

Unicorn mermaid princess it doesn't matter. I'm special.