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Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems.
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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
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Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.
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Don't mess with me! I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
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I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
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Chocolate doesn't solve problems. But neither do apples.
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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
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This is a bullshit free zone. We do not apologize for any inconvenience.
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