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Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
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Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.
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Monday should be optional.
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Donut worry, be happy!
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Should I sleep? Or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower ... but I'm also hungry?
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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
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Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.
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