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Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider
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Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something.
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I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
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Today I am a mermaid. Tomorrow I will be a unicorn.
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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
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Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
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I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.
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Unicorns are real. The mermaids told me.
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