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Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!
5


Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Weekend ... Get back here and let me love you.
2


I wish exercising was as easy as eating!
3


I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
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People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.
3


Unicorns are real. The mermaids told me.
2


Monday? Again? Is this really necessary?
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