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Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!
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Not my circus. Not my monkeys.
1


Why am I getting old and wider instead of older and wiser?
1


Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday.
1


Love is a name.
Sex is a game.
Forget the name.
Let's play the game!
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People are so ungrateful ... No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
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Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, "That can't be right!"
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I wish that you were here. Or I were there. Or we were together anywhere.
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