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Thinking of you keeps me awake. Dreaming of you keeps me asleep. Being with you keeps me alive.
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I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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Sometimes I drink a glass of water ... Just to surprise my liver!
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I miss you even when I'm not horny.
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Don't grow up. It's a trap!
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I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
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If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
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