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Don't grow up. It's a trap!
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I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
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Tonight I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem.
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When I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge.
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All you need is love. But a little bit chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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Donut worry, be happy!
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If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
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I wish common sense was more common.
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