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Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome not perfect.
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Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!
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Just in case no one has told you today: Good morning! You're doing great! I believe in you! Nice Butt!
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I'm not short! My height is just cute!
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Monday? Again? Is this really necessary?
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I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply!
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I have tits. Give me free stuff! I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
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I wish exercising was as easy as eating!
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