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It's so unfair. Just as you start getting your crap together, your body starts falling apart.
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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
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Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
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Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.
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Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!
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You cannot make everybody happy. You're not a Nutella jar.
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Go home Monday. Nobody likes you.
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I want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash.
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