sayings.net

Body sayings

14 sayings about bodies



Search



The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
1


Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
1


It's so unfair. Just as you start getting your crap together, your body starts falling apart.
0


Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.
2


Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!
2


You cannot make everybody happy. You're not a Nutella jar.
1


Go home Monday. Nobody likes you.
1


Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
1



Sayings related to body sayings



Next page   Back to home