Brain sayings

Omg, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe one day you'll find a brain back there!

Brains are awesome – I wish everybody would have one.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Zombies eat brains. You're safe!

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from your birth until you fall in love.