Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.
The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.
Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.
Life is too short for bullshit.
This is a bullshit free zone. We do not apologize for any inconvenience.
Less friends, less bullshit. Keep your circle small.
I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
Beauty sleep is such a bullshit. I sleep like 12 hours and I still look like a trash can.
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.
May your blessings out-number the Shamrocks that grow.
And may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
Sayings