Cat sayings

I can be social! Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.

All you need is love & a cat.

The internet is a lot like Ancient Egypt. People write on walls and worship cats.

Being a human is too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.

Catch the moments as they fly
and use them as ye ought man -
believe me happiness is shy
and comes not aye when sought man.