Chocolate sayings

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.

On the eight day God created chocolate.

All you need is love. But a little bit chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

When life gives you lemons. Throw it back and ask for chocolate.

Chocolate doesn't solve problems. But neither do apples.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.