Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Chocolate is for life. Not just for Easter.
On the eight day God created chocolate.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate.
Chocolate doesn't solve problems. But neither do apples.
All you need is love. But a little bit chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
Valentine's Day is for lovers ... or for those of us who celebrate any occasion as long as chocolate is involved.
Inside me is a thin woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
When life gives you lemons. Throw it back and ask for chocolate.
I did a push-up today! Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so ... close enough. Now I need chocolate!
My favorite place to be is inside of your hugs where its warm and loving.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
Sayings