Chocolate sayings

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate.

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

On the eight day God created chocolate.

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

When life gives you lemons. Throw it back and ask for chocolate.