Death sayings

The day I stop loving you is the day I close my eyes forever.

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.

A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.

There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!

Love is like a flower. If you don't take care, it will die!

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.