Death sayings

The day I stop loving you is the day I close my eyes forever.

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.

May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.

There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!

May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.

Love is like a flower. If you don't take care, it will die!