Doing sayings

If a thing is worth doing it would have been done already.

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything!

I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it?

What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you.

Monday? Again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week.

Just in case no one has told you today: Good morning! You're doing great! I believe in you! Nice Butt!

I'm not lazy. I just really enjoy doing nothing.

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what's going on.