Drinking Sayings
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My friends are the best friends - loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking! All glasses off the table!

There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!

I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.

In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.

The Devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.

Here's to you, here's to me,
the best of friends we'll always be.
But if we ever disagree,
forget you here's to me!

A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.

For every wound a balm.
For every sorrow a cheer.
For every storm a calm.
For every thirst a beer.

Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!

Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.

Tonight I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem.

Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk!

No officer. I haven't been drinking. I was trying to avoid all the potholes!

I have known many - liked not a few - loved only one - so this toast is for you.

May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!

Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!

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