Drunk sayings

Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk!

Drunk people, children and leggins always tell the truth.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!

Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.

I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.

In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.

Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.