Drunk sayings

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk!

Drunk people, children and leggins always tell the truth.

Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.

Here's to being single - drinking doubles - and seeing triple!

In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.

I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.

Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.