Ear sayings

Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

Dear Life, what the hell are you trying to do to me?

Dear Problems, Please go and fuck yourself!

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself ... and spiders.

Dear Monday, My mama don't like you & she likes everyone!

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or an idiot from any direction.

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, dude!

Too early. Too cold. Too Monday.