Ear sayings

Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our head!

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!

I make beer disappear. What's your superpower?

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

Dear Life, what the hell are you trying to do to me?

Dear Problems, Please go and fuck yourself!

Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.