Ear sayings

Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

I make beer disappear. What's your superpower?

Dear Life, what the hell are you trying to do to me?

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!

Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.

Dear Problems, Please go and fuck yourself!

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

The early worm deserves the bird.