Ear sayings

Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

I make beer disappear. What's your superpower?

Dear Life, what the hell are you trying to do to me?

Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!

Dear Problems, Please go and fuck yourself!

The early worm deserves the bird.

The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.