Ear sayings

Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself ... and spiders.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or an idiot from any direction.

Dear Monday, My mama don't like you & she likes everyone!

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, dude!

I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

The early worm deserves the bird.

The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.