Ear sayings

Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our head!

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.