Ear sayings

Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our head!

I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth than other people.

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!

I've decided this year will start on February 1st. January is a free trial month.