Ear sayings

Some people are so full of shit. They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our head!

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

I make beer disappear. What's your superpower?