Early bird sayings

The early worm deserves the bird.

I woke up early. There was no worm.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.

The early birds needs a lot of coffee.

The early bird can have the stupid worm. I don't like worms or mornings.

The early bird can have the worm. Because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon.