Early bird sayings

The early worm deserves the bird.

The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.

I woke up early. There was no worm.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The early birds needs a lot of coffee.

The early bird can have the stupid worm. I don't like worms or mornings.

The early bird can have the worm. Because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon.