Early sayings

Too early. Too cold. Too Monday.

The early birds needs a lot of coffee.

I woke up early. There was no worm.

The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The early worm deserves the bird.

The early bird can have the worm. Because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

The early bird can have the stupid worm. I don't like worms or mornings.