Early sayings

Too early. Too cold. Too Monday.

I woke up early. There was no worm.

The early birds needs a lot of coffee.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The early worm deserves the bird.

The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.

I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.