Early sayings

Too early. Too cold. Too Monday.

I woke up early. There was no worm.

The early birds needs a lot of coffee.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The early worm deserves the bird.

I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon.

The early bird can have the worm. I'll take coffee.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.