Eating sayings

Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.

I wish exercising was as easy as eating!

Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

A moment on the lips. Forever on the hips.

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in fridge?

My unicorn ate my homework.