Eating sayings

A moment on the lips. Forever on the hips.

Life is short! Eat dessert first!

My unicorn ate my homework.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in fridge?

Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.

Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.