Eating sayings

Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.

I wish exercising was as easy as eating!

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in fridge?

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

My unicorn ate my homework.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.