Face sayings

May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someone's face and be like: "I facebooked you!"

Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.

Some people just need a high five, in their face, with a chair, made of steel, twice, from HULK!

Boys go, boys come -
always tell me I'm the one.
Same asshole, different face.
Different promises - same old base.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary for Christmas.