Face sayings

May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

Men look at a woman's behind and go "Wow! What an ass!" Woman look at a man's face and think the same.

I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someone's face and be like: "I facebooked you!"

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy ... and my face hits the mirror.

Your face is just fine, but you'll have to put a bag over that personality.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary for Christmas.