Fart sayings

Sugar is sweet. Lemons are tart. I love you more than a unicorn fart.

Make today a glitter filled bag of rainbows & unicorn farts.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!

Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.

An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.