Fart sayings
12 sayings about farts
Sugar
is sweet.
Lemons
are tart. I
love
you more than a unicorn fart.
1
Make
today
a
glitter
filled bag of
rainbows
& unicorn farts.
1
Nothing is scarier than
attempting
the first fart after having
diarrhea
.
1
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your
brain
and that's where shitty
ideas
come from.
1
Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel
strong
.
2
An
average
person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm
above
average at something.
2
If people are
talking
behind your
back
... Just fart!
2
Don't feel
ashamed
to fart when
peeing
. Remember
rain
sometimes comes with
thunder
.
2
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