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Sugar is sweet. Lemons are tart. I love you more than a unicorn fart.
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Make today a glitter filled bag of rainbows & unicorn farts.
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Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.
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An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.
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Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
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If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!
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Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.
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