Fart sayings

Sugar is sweet. Lemons are tart. I love you more than a unicorn fart.

Make today a glitter filled bag of rainbows & unicorn farts.

Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!