Farting sayings
Farting - 9 sayings
Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel
strong
.
2
An
average
person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm
above
average at something.
2
If people are
talking
behind your
back
... Just fart!
2
Don't feel
ashamed
to fart when
peeing
. Remember
rain
sometimes comes with
thunder
.
2
I don't fart. I whisper in my
panties
. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.
1
Nothing is scarier than
attempting
the first
fart
after having
diarrhea
.
1
I'm honestly convinced that
women
don't fart. They just
hold
it in and it comes out as
drama
.
1
Women
don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of
glitter
, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.
1
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