Farting sayings

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.

If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!

Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.

Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.

I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.

Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.