Farting sayings

I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.

If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!

I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.

Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.

Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married.

An average person farts 13 times a day. Finally, I'm above average at something.