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Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.
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I don't fart. I whisper in my panties. Psst ... sometimes it's a scream.
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Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
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Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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If people are talking behind your back ... Just fart!
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I'm honestly convinced that women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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Women don't fart. They however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sounds like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.
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Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married.
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