Fat sayings
Fat - 11 sayings
Lord
, if I can't be
skinny
, please let all my
friends
be fat.
8
I love my six pack so much, I
protect
it with a
layer
of fat.
0
Inside me is a
thin
woman trying to get out. I usually shut the bitch up with
chocolate
.
0
I'm not fat. I'm just
easy
to
see
.
0
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny
body
couldn't store all this
personality
.
0
I try to
avoid
things that make me fat. Like
scales
,
mirrors
and
photographs
.
0
I wish I was as
thin
as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat!
0
Dear
Santa
, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a
slim
body
. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
0
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