Finding sayings

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.

I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.

Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something ...

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe one day you'll find a brain back there!

Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.

Take me, or leave me. Either way, you won't find someone else like me.