Finding sayings

If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.

I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

Take me, or leave me. Either way, you won't find someone else like me.

Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something ...

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe one day you'll find a brain back there!

Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.