Finding sayings

Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.

If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something ...

I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe one day you'll find a brain back there!

Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago.