Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
My friends are the best friends - loyal, willing and able.
Now let's get to drinking! All glasses off the table!
The future is not ours to know, and it may never be - so let us live and give our best and give it lavishly!
It's all fun and games 'til Santa checks the naughty list.
Fuck is easy, fuck is funny,
many people fuck for money.
If you think that fuck is funny,
fuck yourself and safe your money!
There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Funny guys are dangerous. They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and then boom you are naked.
Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!
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