Funny sayings

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Funny guys are dangerous. They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and then boom you are naked.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmothers teeth.

Are you rich? I'm single!

A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.