Funny sayings

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Funny guys are dangerous. They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and then boom you are naked.

The best things in life aren't things!

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

Are you rich? I'm single!

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmothers teeth.