Funny sayings
Funny - 22 sayings
Forget
love
. I'd rather
fall
in
chocolate
.
9
Before you
call
for 'one for the
road
' - be sure you
know
the road!
1
When
everything
's
coming
your way, you're in the
wrong
lane
.
6
Funny
guys
are
dangerous
. They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and then boom you are
naked
.
1
Life
is a
waste
of
time
and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
11
The
best
things
in
life
aren't things!
17
Are you
rich
? I'm
single
!
9
Our
hearts
are
drunk
with a
beauty
our
eyes
could never see.
11
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