Funny sayings

Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!

The best things in life aren't things!

Are you rich? I'm single!

Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.