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Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.
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Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Funny guys are dangerous. They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and then boom you are naked.
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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
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The best things in life aren't things!
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Are you rich? I'm single!
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Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.
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