Top Sayings about Heaven
In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.
May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!
May your neighbors respect you.
Troubles neglect you.
The angels protect you.
And Heaven accept you.
May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.