Hell sayings

May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.

May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!

May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!

A good-bye is never painful unless you’re never going to say hello again.

There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?