Idea sayings

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what's going on.