Idiot sayings

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

Rumors are carried by haters spread by fools & accepted by idiots.