Idiot sayings

Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.