Idiot Sayings
Top 20 Sayings about Idiots


Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Rumors are carried by haters spread by fools & accepted by idiots.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.

Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or an idiot from any direction.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I'm not a complete idiot! Some parts are missing.

Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

If you try to design something that's idiot-proof, the universe will design a better idiot.

Just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill.

I wish I was a unicorn! So I could stab idiots with my head.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something ...

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

For every snowflake that falls an idiot forgets how to drive!

Men are idiots and I married their king.

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