Idiot sayings

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or an idiot from any direction.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.