Idiot sayings

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.