Idiot sayings

Have you hugged an idiot today? Me neither, come here!

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

Just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or an idiot from any direction.

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?