Idiot sayings

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Rumors are carried by haters spread by fools & accepted by idiots.

Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

I wish I was a unicorn! So I could stab idiots with my head.