Idiot sayings

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Rumors are carried by haters spread by fools & accepted by idiots.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Never argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I've found the key to happiness. Stay away from idiots.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.