King sayings
80 sayings about kings
Men
are
idiots
and I married their king.
1
You are not
stupid
, I just
think
you have bad luck when thinking.
5
Procrastinate now and panic later.
2
People are so
ungrateful
... No one ever thanks me for having the
patience
not to kill them.
2
People
who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.
3
Don't underestimate me. I
know
more than I
say
,
think
more than I
speak
and notice more than you realize.
3
Making you
horny
and making you smile are my two
favorite
things.
2
Life
is a
bitch
. Learn to fuck it!
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