King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

Procrastinate now and panic later.

Sometimes I get road rage walking behind people at the grocery store.

Tonight I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem.

I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it!