King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

Procrastinate now and panic later.

People are so ungrateful ... No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection!

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.