King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it!

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.

To all those people who have gossiped and bitched about me. Thank you so much for making me the center of your little world.

Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk!