King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.

Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it!

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.

To all those people who have gossiped and bitched about me. Thank you so much for making me the center of your little world.

Cooking rule: If at first you don't succeed, order pizza.

Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk!

You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.