King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it!

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

Why is it called »beauty sleep« when you wake up looking like a troll?

I woke up early. There was no worm.