King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

Procrastinate now and panic later.

You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it!

Thinking of you keeps me awake. Dreaming of you keeps me asleep. Being with you keeps me alive.

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.