King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it!

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I'm so bitchy right now. I won't even talk to myself.

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.

To all those people who have gossiped and bitched about me. Thank you so much for making me the center of your little world.

Avoid hangovers. Stay drunk!

Tonight I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem.