King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

Procrastinate now and panic later.

People are so ungrateful ... No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.

Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.

Tonight I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem.