King sayings

Men are idiots and I married their king.

You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it!

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

To all those people who have gossiped and bitched about me. Thank you so much for making me the center of your little world.

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up.

Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!