Knowing sayings

Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!

My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

I'm not a proctologist. But I know an asshole when I see one.

Don't underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and notice more than you realize.

I don't need Google. My wife knows everything.

Half the shit you think I don't know, I found out a long time ago.

The future is not ours to know, and it may never be - so let us live and give our best and give it lavishly!

May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing.