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I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date but I just want to be your last everything.
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I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
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Monday? I told you to fuck off last week!
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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
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Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
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