Real eyes realize real lies.
It's not the lie that bothers me. It's the insult to my intelligence that I find offensive.
Drama, lies, tears! Cheers to the teenage years!
Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.
Every day and every night I always dream that you are by my side!
ProposalSun goes down earlier for short people.
God bless all those that I love.
God bless all those that love me.
God bless all those that love those that I love -
and all those that love those that love me.
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass,
but you my friend may kiss my lips!
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Just in case no one has told you today: Good morning! You're doing great! I believe in you! Nice Butt!
To health, peace and prosperity - May the flower of love never be nipped by the frost of disappointment, nor shadow of grief fall among your family and friends.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, we ought to be together, you and I.
I can't believe I work this hard to be this poor.
May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face.
2 things I'm thankful for: 1. Family & friends. 2. Caller ID to avoid certain family & friends.
Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
When butterflies fall in love, do they have humans inside their stomach?
A butterfly needs its wings: An icebear needs cold weather. And I - I need you!
May you fly straight to heaven - but if you go to Hades - may Lethe run with Guinness!
Catch the moments as they fly
and use them as ye ought man -
believe me happiness is shy
and comes not aye when sought man.
If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won't believe you today. Happy April Fools' Day!
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