Lie sayings

Real eyes realize real lies.

It's not the lie that bothers me. It's the insult to my intelligence that I find offensive.

Drama, lies, tears! Cheers to the teenage years!

Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

Every day and every night I always dream that you are by my side!

God bless all those that I love.
God bless all those that love me.
God bless all those that love those that I love -
and all those that love those that love me.

I can't believe I work this hard to be this poor.

Just in case no one has told you today: Good morning! You're doing great! I believe in you! Nice Butt!