Life Sayings
Top 100 Sayings about Life



Contents

Sayings Life / Love
Sayings Life / Friends
Sayings Life / Feelings
Sayings Life / Live
Sayings Life / Deaths
Sayings Life / Hearts
Sayings Life / Sex
Sayings Life / Blessings
Sayings Life / Wishes
Sayings Life / Roads
Sayings Life / Good
Sayings Life / Work
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Sayings Life / Love



Will you love me for the rest of my life? No I'll love you for the rest of mine.


By the way,
I want to say,
please don't go,
I love you so!


I want you like the roses want the rain.
I need you like the poem needs the pain.
I would give you anything, my blood, my life, to have you!
I love you!


Life wouldn’t be the same without you and all the memories you have given me.


The world has become more wonderful just because you are here.


Love is hard to find, easy to lose and difficult to forget.


I have known many - liked not a few - loved only one - so this toast is for you.


Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.


A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.


I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights, but I love you more!


May the wind at your back always be your own.


Like an Irishman's obligation, all on one side and always yours.


Boys go, boys come -
always tell me I'm the one.
Same asshole, different face.
Different promises - same old base.


Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile, because it happened.


It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.


Love the life you live. Live the life you love.


  Love Sayings  




Sayings Life / Friends



Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.


May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.


A smile is a language that even a baby understands.


To health, peace and prosperity - May the flower of love never be nipped by the frost of disappointment, nor shadow of grief fall among your family and friends.


May the love and protection St. Patrick can give - be yours in abundance as long as you live.


When you completely trust a person, without any doubt, you will get a friend for life or a lesson for life.


  Friend Sayings  




Sayings Life / Feelings



Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!


Never forget me,
forget me never!
But when you forget me,
forget me forever!


I turned my whole life around. I used to be depressed and miserable. Now I'm miserable and depressed.


Where there is love there is life.


  Feeling Sayings  




Sayings Life / Live



Don't dream your life, live your dreams!


May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.


The future is not ours to know, and it may never be - so let us live and give our best and give it lavishly!


Live every moment. Laugh everyday. Love beyound words!


May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.


  Live Sayings  




Sayings Life / Deaths



Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal.


May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.


May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.


  Death Sayings  




Sayings Life / Hearts



As long as I always hold you in my heart, I will never lose you.


May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light.
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.


  Heart Sayings  




Sayings Life / Sex



May you have nicer legs than yours under the table, before the new spuds are up.


There are only two times that I want to be with you - Now and Forever.


Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, we ought to be together, you and I.


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Sayings Life / Blessings



May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. Know nothing but happiness from this day forward!


May your blessings out-number the Shamrocks that grow.
And may trouble avoid you wherever you go.


Bless you and yours as well as the courtage you live in. May the roof overhead be well thatched and those inside be well matched.


  Blessing Sayings  




Sayings Life / Wishes



May you get all your wishes but one - so you always have something to strive for.


May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmothers teeth.


May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.


  Wish Sayings  




Sayings Life / Roads



Before you call for 'one for the road' - be sure you know the road!


May the road rise to meet you!


May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.


  Road Sayings  




Sayings Life / Good



May the best you've ever seen be the worse you will ever see.


Its better to burn out than to fade away.


The best things in life aren't things!


  Good Sayings  




Sayings Life / Work



The work goes on. The cause endures. The hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.


Work and money doesn't make my world go round. It's your love that makes my world go round.


If a thing is worth doing it would have been done already.


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More Sayings about Life



Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!


As you slide down the banisters of life - may the splinters never point the wrong way.


Life is tough. Get a helmet!


What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!


Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint - and another one!


When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


May God grant you many years to live, for sure he must be knowing, the earth has angels all too few and heaven is overflowing.


Are you rich? I'm single!


There are many good reasons for drinking.
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living.
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?


It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!


May Holy Mother take away the harm of the years away from you!


In Heaven there's no beer.
That's why we drink it here.


Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.


May the rain fall soft upon your fields!


I drink to your health when I'm with you. I drink to your health when I'm alone. I drink to your health so often. I'm starting to worry about my own.


Life is better with grandma.


No music ... no life!


Chocolate is for life. Not just for Easter.


Life is a bitch. Learn to fuck it!


Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.


Fuck this world. I'm going to wonderland.


People change, things go wrong, shit happens, life goes on.


If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples eyes!


Life! Now I understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.


Life happens. Coffee helps.


Dear Life, what the hell are you trying to do to me?


When life gives you Monday. Dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.


Should I sleep? Or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower ... but I'm also hungry?


Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.


Head up, stay strong, fake smile, move on.


If life doesn't break you today, don't worry it will try it tomorrow.


Life is too short for bullshit.


When life gives you lemons. Throw it back and ask for chocolate.


Why does life keep teaching me lessons. I have no desire to learn.


Live without pretending.
Love without depending.
Listen without defending.
Speak without offending.


I can't decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep.


I am making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me, you're one of them!


I smile and act like nothing's wrong. It's called dealing with life and staying strong.


Cigarettes and alcohol have warning labels because they are addictive, dangerous and destroy lives. And yet women are just allowed to roam about free!


Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.


Life is short! Eat dessert first!


My life. My choices. My mistakes. But not your business.


Life is to short to remove USB safely.


Me: I'm finally happy. Life: LOL! wait a second.


 






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