List sayings

It's all fun and games 'til Santa checks the naughty list.

I just stole Santa's naughty list ... Ironically it's almost identical to my friends list.

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

Live without pretending.
Love without depending.
Listen without defending.
Speak without offending.

I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it?

To-do list:
1. Wake up
2. Drink coffee
3. Poop
4. Be Awesome