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I feel something in my heart. It's like a little flame. Every time I see you, this flame lights up. This flame is special for you, because I love you!
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The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
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The unicorns made me do it.
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Rules of thumb were made for people with no fingers.     ~ njd
Proposal
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. God mad me pretty, what happened to you?
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Fake hair. Fake nails. Fake smile. Girl, are you sure, you weren't made in China?
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Some people just need a high five, in their face, with a chair, made of steel, twice, from HULK!
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A toast to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.
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