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Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
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The most honest compliment of a man is a boner.
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Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
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I have a penis. Blame me for everything!
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During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a cold.
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Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper.
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Boobs! The proof that men can focus on two things at once.
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Men are idiots and I married their king.
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