Monday sayings

Monday should be optional.

Monday?!?!? It was Friday yesterday!!!

Monday?! But I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet.

Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!

Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.

When life gives you Monday. Dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.

Too early. Too cold. Too Monday.

Dear Monday, My mama don't like you & she likes everyone!