Sayings Mondays / Fridays
My week is basically: Monday, Monday #2, Monday #3, Monday #4, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday.
Monday?!?!? It was Friday yesterday!!!
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it's not me, it's you.
Sayings Mondays / Like
Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!
Dear Monday, My mama don't like you & she likes everyone!
I don't like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people.
Go home Monday. Nobody likes you.
More Sayings about Mondays
Monday? Again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week.
Monday? Again? Is this really necessary?
Monday should be optional.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Monday?! But I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet.
Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday.
Ugh ... January! The whole month is just a giant freakin' Monday!
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.
I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
Mondays! You're telling me they will happen every week?
When life gives you Monday. Dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.
Too early. Too cold. Too Monday.
Mondays aren't so bad. It's your job that sucks.
Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.
I don't think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
Monday? I told you to fuck off last week!
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
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