Monday sayings

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Monday? Again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week.

Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!

Monday should be optional.

Monday?! But I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet.

Monday?!?!? It was Friday yesterday!!!

I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?