Monday sayings

Dear Monday, Fuck you!

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

Go home Monday. Nobody likes you.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Monday has been canceled. Go back to sleep.