Monday sayings

Monday? Again? Seriously though, I can't keep doing this every week.

Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!

Monday should be optional.

Monday?!?!? It was Friday yesterday!!!

Monday?! But I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet.

Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.