Morning sayings

Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, "That can't be right!"

I don't like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people.

The early bird can have the stupid worm. I don't like worms or mornings.

The early bird can have the worm. Because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

Daylight comes through the drunkard’s roof the fastest.

Just in case no one has told you today: Good morning! You're doing great! I believe in you! Nice Butt!

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light.
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass,
but you my friend may kiss my lips!