Mouth sayings

When admiring seagulls, keep your mouth closed!

Your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth.

I try to be a nice person. But sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

Every time you open your mouth, my cock gets homesick.

The correct way to treat a good wine. Open the bottle to allow it to breath. If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.