New sayings

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Don't worry - be happy.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status!

My middle finger salutes you!

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection!

Drama, lies, tears! Cheers to the teenage years!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Zombies eat brains, you're safe!