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If you have anything important to
tell
me, tell me tomorrow cause I won't
believe
you today. Happy April Fools' Day!
1
I miss the good old days when you could actually have an
opinion
without
offending
someone.
1
It's April Fools'
Day
. Trust nothing and nobody. Just like any other day!
1
Anyone who thinks
Fools
' Day comes just once a year, doesn't
work
where I work.
1
I'm
suspicious
of
people
who don't
like
dogs
. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
3
Don't feel
ashamed
to fart when
peeing
. Remember
rain
sometimes comes with
thunder
.
2
Would who ever has my
voodoo
doll please give it a
rest
.
1
I love
sarcasm
. It's like
punching
people
in the
face
but with
words
.
2
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