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If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won't believe you today. Happy April Fools' Day!
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I miss the good old days when you could actually have an opinion without offending someone.
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It's April Fools' Day. Trust nothing and nobody. Just like any other day!
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Anyone who thinks Fools' Day comes just once a year, doesn't work where I work.
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I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
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Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.
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Would who ever has my voodoo doll please give it a rest.
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I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.
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