New sayings

I need some new haters. The old ones are starting to like me.

Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed!

Better to have blowjobs - than no jobs!

Fuck Valentine’s Day – I love you every single day!

You want breakfast in bed? Sleep in the kitchen!

Never run faster than your angel can fly.

Pain is temporary. Glory is forever!

Brains are awesome - i wish everybody would have one.