New sayings

Inner beauty is great but a little mascara never hurts.

Why is it called »beauty sleep« when you wake up looking like a troll?

Beauty sleep is such a bullshit. I sleep like 12 hours and I still look like a trash can.

To hell with beauty sleep. I want skinny sleep.

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you are ugly.

Less friends, less bullshit. Keep your circle small.

I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.