New sayings

If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won't believe you today. Happy April Fools' Day!

I miss the good old days when you could actually have an opinion without offending someone.

It's April Fools' Day. Trust nothing and nobody. Just like any other day!

Anyone who thinks Fools' Day comes just once a year, doesn't work where I work.

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.

Would who ever has my voodoo doll please give it a rest.

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.