New sayings

Well, another day has passed and I haven't used algebra once.

Karma is like 69. You get what you give.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

If karma doesn't hit you, trust me, I will.

Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge!

Sometimes I drink a glass of water ... Just to surprise my liver!

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Life! Now I understand why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.