Nobody sayings

Bitch, you're just like Monday. Nobody likes you!

Diet rule: If nobody sees you eating it. It doesn't contain any calories.

Go home Monday. Nobody likes you.

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

It's April Fools' Day. Trust nothing and nobody. Just like any other day!

Everybody wants happiness. Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain.