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The best things about the good old days was that I wasn't good and I wasn't old.
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When I was young I used to sneak out of my home to go to parties, now I sneak away from parties to go home.
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May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
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Unicorns are real. The mermaids told me.
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Love is like a piece of gold, hard to find and hard to hold!
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Why am I getting old and wider instead of older and wiser?
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They say, "revenge is sweet." They also say, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I've come to realize revenge is probably ice cream ...
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The cashier told me "Strip down, facing me". How was I to know she meant my debit card?
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