People sayings

The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.

Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life where they realize they're stupid?