People sayings

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

To all those people who have gossiped and bitched about me. Thank you so much for making me the center of your little world.

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

I don't like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people.

Everyone has the right to be stupid ... It's just that some people abuse the privilege.

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.