People sayings

Reality is something for people who have fears of unicorns!

Some people just need a high five, in their face, with a chair, made of steel, twice, from HULK!

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

I don't like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays. Or mornings. Or people.

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

Everyone has the right to be stupid ... It's just that some people abuse the privilege.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.