People sayings

The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs. But I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

Reality is something for people who have fears of unicorns!

Some people just need a high five, in their face, with a chair, made of steel, twice, from HULK!