Poor sayings

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. Know nothing but happiness from this day forward!

The Devil invented Scotch whiskey to make the Irish poor.

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

I can't believe I work this hard to be this poor.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something ...