Problem Sayings
Top 10 Sayings about Problems


As you slide down the banisters of life - may the splinters never point the wrong way.

Dear Problems, Please go and fuck yourself!

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Tonight I'm drinking until I'm someone else's problem.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, life goes on.

I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.

Chocolate doesn't solve problems. But neither do apples.

Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems.

Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmothers teeth.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

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