Rain sayings

May the rain fall soft upon your fields!

I hated the rain until I danced with you, then like the rain, I fell for you.

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.

Everybody wants happiness. Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain.

I want you like the roses want the rain.
I need you like the poem needs the pain.
I would give you anything, my blood, my life, to have you!
I love you!

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

No, I'm not a smartass. I'm a skilled, trained, professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm!