Rain sayings

May the rain fall soft upon your fields!

I hated the rain until I danced with you, then like the rain, I fell for you.

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

Everybody wants happiness. Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain.

Don't feel ashamed to fart when peeing. Remember rain sometimes comes with thunder.

I want you like the roses want the rain.
I need you like the poem needs the pain.
I would give you anything, my blood, my life, to have you!
I love you!

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

No, I'm not a smartass. I'm a skilled, trained, professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm!